the juggernaut

i was looking through some old pictures, as i often do, and i found some ones of me and dave that CRACKED ME UP! i think everyone knows, but dave and i have been friends since our freshman year in high school. i remember riding around in his mom's car when he was the only one that could drive, listening to the chili peppers, and trying to find someone to buy us beer. we even didn't talk for 6 months (okay i didn't talk to HIM) because he tried to get to second base with me one new year's eve. HAHA. i  remember having a zelda marathon with him in college, the time he thought we were in a drive-by, "blurt", the PADRE TRIP where we COULD NOT keep it together, dave telling casey he's going to chop off his new rabbit's feet to make good luck key chains, locking dave out of his apartment because i "heard the cops coming to bust us man", and always always ALWAYS laughing until my face and stomach hurt. here are some of my favorite pics of us:

this one is pretty mild, at a coffee shop in austin. but we spent a lot of time like this in college.... wasted in an inappropriate setting, and laughing our asses off.  

sooooo classic! this was actually a video of us DANCING. dave paused the video on this frame and CUT IT OUT. this was his facebook profile picture for a long time. what an asshole! this still makes me laugh every time i see it!

the BABY BIRD. you can see beer still dribbling out of dave's mouth. hahaha. i love how everyone in the background is cracking up also. (if you don't know what baby birding is, it's disgusting and i'm sad for its existence). the picture before this was ME baby birding DAVE and him trying to stick his tounge in my MOUTH! i would have posted that one, but it grosses me out just looking at it! ewww!

this is the same night as this picture before.... but it really captures our friendship. we're usually in our own world, YELLING at each other, or hugging, or talking shit. i love that.  

ahhhh the mexico trip! this IS NOT a strip club, but there's still a stripper pole in the middle of the dance floor. we were just "fitting in with the locals," obviously. this is such a fun picture, especially because NO ONE else is dancing haha.

HAHAHA, busting in the door at my 22nd bday party!! this was SUCH a fun/crazy party, and we were completely out of control. i remember telling people to "try this WINE... it's called VAMPIRO". there was NO wine. i was carrying around bottles of ziegenbock. i feel like mig's thumbs up really makes the picture. 

aww dave, i love you sosososoSO much! i'm so happy you're back in austin!